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Spell Chek

Spell Chek

What urks me mostes...
The peeple that cann't spell chek.
Y cant they use spell cheker?
This goes write thru me.

Ain't it eezy to do?
To klick on that buton on top,
And hit it real fast,
To wear it katches mistakes?

I'd be happiest to help out,
By showeng them the trik,
To how simplle it is to do,
Then they kan do it write.

Does anyyone else agreed?
I cannt help it kas I have OCD,
Witch realy goes thru me,
So I will prey for the peeple.

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sparrowsong

Hello Denise...

Yeah, I know what you mean...

My device doesn't have spill chek and I've been out of school for a long time and eye don't know if I spill rite...

Fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Huhgs...

sparrowsong

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Denise

Haha sparrowsong! I'm sure I do it a lot, even with having it on phone. Lol! Just thought of a silly one to write today. ?

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Syd

Lol. I wish I had spell check on my phone but I haven’t. Sometimes I can read my stuff over and over and still not see a mistake for weeks, even months. I get what you mean though, sometimes it's as if the writing hasn't had a second read through. Fun write - Syd 

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