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Stepford wives reloaded

Stepford wives reloaded

We are your slaves
For you our master 
We beg forgiveness 
We clean your home 
We cook your steak 
How do you like it;
Medium or well done! 
Is the music loud enough
Your knobs shiny enough
What can we do for you sir
Apart from the obvious
We are your slaves
Master master master 
We can tickle your fancy
Fancy a tickle
We can bring Nancy 
Or Macy or assist Daisy 
To explain this woman's movement 
Out on the streets 
We don't like what we see 
We are the female counter revolutionary 
Would be so happy no trouble 
Just snap your fingers
We shall come running with blinkers 
Hooters and boobies 
A bit like the Stepford wives
Just even cheekier or sweeter 
One girl or two; 
It's not what you can do for your lovely 
But what your lovely can do for you! 

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