Stinky Power ?

I did what my Doctor told me
I took her wise advice
The medicine she gave me was really very nice
She said it would heal-up my extremely runny ear
I think I drank too much of the stuff coz it gave me diarrhea

So I called at the pharmacy
The assistant gave me a pill
She said “ Take this tablet with some water, it will help your motions Jill”
Well I did what she told me
& in less than an hour
I was full of flatulence,
embarrassing, stinky power

Crikey Moses I was smelly in the bus station whilst standing in a queue
The entire line of blameless people didn’t know what to do
So I stood looking all innocent
gagging at the smell
The lady who was infront of me
thought it was a man behind her
I could tell

Haha I had got away with it
We were all sitting on the bus
Then everyone apart from me got off with such a hurried fuss
Oh no I was left sat all alone
Behind the bus driverman
I knew that he had got a whiff
Coz he turned on a noisy fan

Well the next stop was my time to part
I pressed the button to make him stop
Just before I got off I left him a massive fart
I was desperate for a plop?