Storm Dennis
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Oh my God this storm Dennis is such a nasty felllow
He’s blowing and a’whistling like an out of tune cello
Whilst this is only the fourth storm so far this winter he is well named Dennis
Coz actually his severity is an absolute menace
Mind you I am lying in my bed
It’s the middle of the night
dam Dennis is in my head
with his thunderous fight
He is vexingly vicious
vengefully violent
Storm Dennis wouldn’t know the meaning of the word silent
I felt sorry for the Southerners when he ravaged them yesterday tho we hadn’t him so that was a relief I had to say
But then last night when we were watching the tv
howling and a hoolying was as loud as could be
This storm has such tremendous power with gusting gales at eighty miles per hour
Roll on when Storm Dennis starts to settle
Mother Nature is in a ferrocious fettle
Sabotaging anything in it’s sight
nothing is safe from Dennis’s plight
A relentless roller coaster of rant and ravage
Scorfully scarey and sanctimoniously savageÂ
Pity help people working outdoors in this
They will have a fight on their hands that is anything but bliss
Well that is Storms A,B,C and DÂ
When Dennis is done no doubt we will get an E
Of course it will be a feminine E so something like Storm Eve
or another girls name that they pull out of their sleeve
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wow what storm that isÂ
its like the storms we get here in flaÂ
be careful okÂ
Ay im lyin in bed xxx awful winds xxx
if you have basementÂ
I would be down there
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Ahh we haven’t n in our bungalow in countryside luv but its died down since thru night and I’m going nowhere today so safe xxx
I just dried a load of washing ???
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