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Such a messy little mouse ?

Such a messy little mouse ?

Somethings stuffin’ it’s self in my garden shed and it’s makin’ an awful mess as it is being fed..one would think an elephant was in my hut..and a drunk one at that staggering half cut!!

I bet it is a mouse with it’s family and  a spouse unravelling everything whilst searching out louse..but the tiny blighter must be as bold as brass coz he’s pooped everywhere from him filthy ass ? Crikey Moses what a state he has made of my nice clean shelves.. can the little bugger’s not cleanup after themselves..

But I won’t set a trap so he should think himself lucky..I wouldn’t mind as much if he wasn’t as mucky..one would think he had been wearing mahoosive muddy wellies.. there is dirt on all my garden chairs.. filthy and smelly..so if he is living in my crib then he had better beware.. I have deadly mousetraps hanging over there ;)

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Jill Tait

Teehee Thank you Greg ??❤️?

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Jill Tait

Haha ooh i don’t like spiders n snakes luv lol ??lol ??❤️??

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Being Me

I have rats in my shed too. I don't mind cos there is only hay and horse rugs in there x

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Jill Tait

Ay guess these liluns have to keep warm lol ❤️?❤️?

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