Super stupid superstitions

When life gives me lemonsÂ
I make orange juice
And have a screwdriverÂ
Hi kids I’m your new bus driverÂ
Going down on my girl like a scuba diverÂ
Hand me the pliersÂ
Pulling teeth outta liarsÂ
Roars like lionsÂ
No denying I’m dementedÂ
Heads like a haunted houseÂ
Every time I open my mouthÂ
Ghosts come Â
I see clearlyÂ
You’re trying to come upÂ
You told me you love me too soonÂ
I think you’re a dumb slut
Call it dumb luckÂ
I stole a dump truckÂ
With drugs in backÂ
I wanna put drugs in your butt crackÂ
These days I feel like fuck rap
Everyone’s subjectÂ
Wondering why all these faces are facing meÂ
Looking perplexedÂ
I’m listening to songs you bustÂ
Same ones I hateÂ
Can’t tolerate you toddlersÂ
Adolescent typa rhymesÂ
Ammunition shell casingsÂ
Laying outlines like inverted crucifix patternsÂ
I’m out there like SaturnÂ
Unless I’m in UranusÂ
Do I kiss my mother with these lips
YesÂ
But only in ParisÂ
That’s FrenchÂ
Shoving my forked tongue into her tonsils and she’s doneÂ
Walking away from what scares meÂ
Like Donald trumps hair pieceÂ
Hardly into politicsÂ
Same thing with religionÂ
My god grants me immunityÂ
For every rapper I’m killingÂ
Blending in like a chameleonÂ
Competition can’t reach my ceilingÂ
My motivation is to move mountains and valleysÂ
Score crack and go crazy in the alleyÂ
I got no alliesÂ
Intelligence gets measured byÂ
Tests that are standardizedÂ
Based on governments ignoranceÂ
Banging a bitch so well
She broke every fingernail glued onÂ
Gazed in her eyesÂ
And said its time to move onÂ
Excuses on top of excusesÂ
Pussys so loose it’s uselessÂ
Don’t give two shits or one piss
In fact you can lick my nutsack
When it’s tucked backÂ
In my butt crackÂ
Christ I don’t have any passion leftÂ
What’s after deathÂ
Paid programmingÂ
Reruns of the GrammysÂ
I don’t believe in awardsÂ
I score everydayÂ
Snow hail sleet even if it’s rainingÂ
You complain and cooperateÂ
With law enforcement agenciesÂ
Teeth are the only way you’re getting id’d
Never say I do
Unless it’s about drugsÂ
Duct taping your baby’s momma to get your plugÂ
Cruel slow torture achieves the best resultsÂ
It’s all I promoteÂ
Provoke teensÂ
To soak teachers in gasoline sneakers

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