Superpussy

Superpussy

The old lady was losing it

she was in the troublemaker unit

at the old peoples care unit.

After her shower

She grabbed a big blue bath towel

and fastened it about her neck

Like a cape.

Then she took off naked

 through the door

And down the hallway

the caregiver in full chase

but she was still spry.

As the old lady shouted

 SUPERPUSSY SUPERPUSSY SUPERPUSSY

in her loudest voice.

the caregiver almost caught her

but she slipped into an old gentlemen’s room

He was sat in his chair reading

as she shouted

SUPERPUSSY SUPERPUSSY SUIPERPUSSY

As she circled his chair naked.

The old gentleman
raised his eyes from the times

And said

Well..
If it’s all the same to you madam

I’ll take the soup.