Surviving love

The male praying mantis
I wonder if he feels the dread
After making love to this
Female will bite off his head
Or the male honey bee
I wonder if he knows
While he Impregnates the Queen
His testicles explode
And what about the flatworm
Two male's that swordfight with their penis
The loser who gets stabbed with semen
Then conceives the young of his
Upon meeting a female
The argonaut is something else
Detaching from his genitals
That swim to her all by themself
The endearing bird of paradise
He dances and displays
The female then approaches
If a tidy home is kept in place
So if you have a partner
Or you're going on a date
Please try to remember
Relationships can be quite strange.