Sweet Dreams.

Early one morning i arose to have a shit.
From emptying my bowels satisfaction i did get.
Wiped my hairy arse and had a bidet shower.
The warm water hit my arse on its fullest power.
Give my soft manicured hands a twenty second wash.
Then dried them and back to my warm cosy bed i did dash.
I cuddled up beside my warm sleeping wife.
And said to myself, hey man this is the life.
Soon i was fast asleep.
What happened later to myself i will keep.
Sweet Dreams.