Poem -
Swing and a Miss
The ice queen
gave me a sly smile
which I
in my state of need
took as a subliminal
romance invitation
Moving in without hesitation
for a kiss with the object
of my potential affection
I puckered up for the chance to share
a sensual liaison
with those lips so fair
She slipped my advance
with the grace of a ballet dancer
as I smooched
nothing but thin air
Of course
my blocked amorous humiliation
was captured for all posterity
by a voyeur hand held device
to such an extent
that my failure mass posted
is now a forever meme
in the public domain of shame
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Comments
Hello Stevr...
You want them to have a Make Out session on Global television...
You need them to teach you something?
Some people have Class...
Some people are okay in the Privacy of their home...
If they don't have a home...
That would definitely be different...
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong Ice Queen
Hi Ice Queen
The poem was inspired by the picture(a video actually) of a man misreading the boundaries of his relationship with a woman and falling on his face in a very public setting..
It's a feeling most men,including this one, can relate to
The fact that this embarrassment can even happen to the most powerful
man on the planet makes it even more relatable
You know I am not a fan of Donald Trump or his politics, but I did feel bad
for him at that moment on a very human level
I don't know or care enough about the Trump marital relationship to analyze what they feel or don't feel for each other.. I do hold the opinion that Melania is very smart and knew exactly what she was doing when she married him and
all his personal character flaws... I hope she is happy with her choice
Thanks for your always appreciated input
Put down the attitude
America