Poem -
Tada
Oh Shit what's going on?
Something ain't right.... sure's wrong!
*rings wife on the phone*
" UM DEAR CAN YOU COME HOME?
I'VE SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY BUM,
MY FEET AIN'T HERE, WHERE'D THEY GO?
SERIOUS WOMAN,
THIS AIN'T NO JOKE."
As she arrived, she laughed
so hard.
The sight she saw,
covering her arse " dang...
it escaped me" I shart.
The magician in the mirror,
with his sly grin.
Proved to this little man
he would win.
He stepped out of the mirror
and to the man's surprise.
The magician took
this dismembered man's wife.
TADA!
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Comments
This is superb and so amusing, it`s perfect for the Twit Club, I loved it. I adore your sense of humour, you are a very talented writer and a joy to read.
Well done for a superbly well written and well thought out enjoyable piece, I`m proud of you.
God bless
Love G xx
Holy canolli ( ok now I want a canolli....)
It's good enough for the Twit Club! I am so honored G. You got me smiling again!!
Stop my face is hurting!
♡M
You can't beat a good magician !!!!!!!!!!! This write is terrific Manon. Enjoyed so much :-)
Thank you very much for your kind words.
♡m