Tbd

I'm just a contagious tenant late on rent again
Oh heavens yes Karen I'd love a peppermint
Victimless crimes exist
Its imperative to remember however the depth of self-detrimentÂ
Apocalypse is imminent
I think I'll ignore itÂ
Wake me up when it's over with Schmidt.. Don't make more of it.. The shit. Cuz its piled and buys body pits. From the toxic. . Gnostic. Gnast-ictics. . parameditics. . prostheticeses. . schematicses. . boom-batics-es. . muahaha. . all profesh-n-shit.. Fucking twitsÂ
Twiddling thumbs
Practicing impractical impatience  interpersonal relationshipsÂ
waiting for some cheap rendition of divine intervention
Actually any thing close will do
Bills overdue
What you wanna do
Bucks, I gotta few
Bar close is closing inÂ
Still plenty of time to undermine our common senses collaboratively make bad decisions . made with such precision?!!! Harley and joker. . doc and Kate. . bloodfeather in some other state. . age. . liife. . the poor guy. Lost before his time. Unable to show up and shine. Cuz inside he refused to walk their line. . as always passes so quick the time. And here there its still that same-old-rhyme. . where does it go? Rhetorically. . sarcastically. . condescendingly (???)(haha). . realistic-logically. . perception isnt just the beholder of the eye. . but the truth can choose or die.Â
I guess final choices should be held in higher regard
Considering the countless consequences that could may play out
Getting into shit is simpleÂ
The test is can you figure a way out
Screams of fear i hear
As whimpers slip from quivering lips
Stage everything quick
Fucking frustrated by life's logistics
Fucking ducking friendly fire caught in politics comic strips or just avoid submerge in bollocks. . shit ball smelling fart noises. . and forge some new quirky poises. . corrupt franchoyas. . delouse the manchoytas. . well just man kind. You see its finally time. Because no moron could even be blind. Like we all landslide. Talk about a franchise. The core the purest of pures demise. Demoralize. . 'hypnotized'.. Electrified. . numbed to the core. But who really owns the shore??? Chore. . whore. . is what you yell on a fairway playing nine holes on a fair day prostitute owned golf course prepare to pay full price of course
Half off intercourse during happy hour to deflower an Asian smelling like sweet and sour after a serious scour scrub and showerÂ
Golf cart is not included in this preferred customer package credit cards or cash is all that's accepted at this low class establishment hurry up to get a ho in one as you take in the scenic countryside
filled with scattered tits and asses senior discount includes Velcro shoes and hypoallergenic reusable mats for those who need occasional naps. . corny saps. Used to wear chaps but busted their 'caps' and cant figure out apps. No worries paps. It will all come to pass. While you sit on your ass.. And waste away. Tears flowing day after day. If you dont use it you lose it they say. But what the fuck does we know. Them or anyone come to explode. Attackions. . speak. Spazzions. And wassashions. . of the loonys off the path. I sure do hope that karma is real and everyone of us gets the wrath. A few of those fortunate fucks always on the good side of luck will receive wreaths as they slip through cracks
Prolly rocking short shorts and matching crocks creased wads of money stuffed inside knee high socks allergic to work earning unearned income despite not using strength nor wisdom society is dumb and continues to decline
the way we define success is a fucking mess
pretending to be fine
Out opening
I just heardÂ
the 1 percent are most likely reptilian pedophiles
perverts with forked tongues and fangs in their smiles
Snakes you can't trust
aggressive alligatorsÂ
And them God damn crocodiles
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This poem was co-written by my schweet schnickles. đź’‹ đź’‹ đź’‹