Tea Leaf.

In the early morning hours a gentle sun does warmly glow.
In the early morning hours a gentle breeze does warmly blow.
I look out of my bedroom window.
And loudly shout fucking hell no.
A tea leaf (thieve) is trying to steal my car.
To him i shout low life this is war.
I run bollock naked down the stairs.
I was filled with rage of a dozen angry grizzly bears.
When i got outside the bastard drove away.
He shouted back at me, when the early morning sun does shine that’s when i make hay, have a nice day.
Fuck said i.
I went back inside and did soulfully cry.