Poem -

Techno blues

I've got a new phone
and I can't seem to work it
It's driving me crazy,
I'm going berserk, it's
not like the old one
way smarter than me
I try to do something
and just cannot see
why it puts comments in places
they're not meant to go
and continues on sending
when I'm saying No! No!
Does it not know the meaning
of words like Delete?
It's too much for this Luddite
I'm conceding defeat.
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