THE ARK 2 & 3

God told Ronaldo to build a boat before the flood,
the humans had been 'norty,' not doing as they should ;
perhaps a few updates on the previous ark scenario,
never mind the animals, we'll make a new list as you go.

One mechanic, dentist, architect, IT man, doctor, gynae,
hairdresser, preacher, Irish builder, no financial managee,
quite enough, we'll manage with the rest, no spiders,
Ronaldo was told to watch out for renegade insiders.

Now, when we land, that Irish builder can chop some trees,
and the architect can start plotting a few fake mysteries;
the IT man can build a whole new system, no Zuckerberg,
and this time, no British TV slot for Laura Kunnsberg.

We'll send the preacher to search, no doves, in a dinghy,
if he doesn't return, then everything will be hunky dory.