The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe

Where the wind it howled and that tumbleweed blew

Oh my golly gosh, it was an awful todo

Well as I ran and ran, the dry dust filled my eyes

My hullabaloo was horrific, I tell you no lies

Passerby’s just stood looking all agog in a shocked state of surprise

As I screamed out “HELP ME PLEASE!!!” with my deafening cries

Then all of s sudden, the crazy Kangaroo stopped it’s chase

And thank heavens for that, coz I was losing this race

Wow, this bouncing bully just plonked down onto the ground 

Whilst steam snorted from it’s nostrils with a sniffing sound

Of course I had stopped in my tracks and I turned around

To see it rolling on it’s belly like a friendly hound

Huh and all the children nearby thought it was funny

Coz this colossal Kangaroo was acting like a cute little fluffy Bunny

Haha he was even allowing them all to stroke his fat tummy

Totally forgetting the plight of poor me, having given him a right run for his money….