The Captain of Captivation

I've got a habitual habit

Of inhabiting destructive habitat

An unpredictive predator preying on my predecessor

The Captain of Captivation

Causing calamity

Casually

In masterfully crafted 
Constructed

Designs disguised as imaginary majestry.

Call me Mr. Majestic Dislexic

I'm magically morphing interchangeably 

Don't wave at me 

Save it please

I'm waiting for the damn cat to come home patiently.

Back to the basement

I crepe left 

No peep

Yep

My movement is seamless

Less seemingly harmful that way

Hope you're not squeamish

Call me aqua anemic

Or Optimus Water Bulemic

Believe it

I'm straight fire

Liquid deficient

Haywire

Dire desire to digress back to my dungeon

Son can,

You go get my pliers?

I'm implying I've got some rebellious hostages

My perrogative is I've got some teeth that need prying.