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The Change!

The Change!

When I was a kid we called it the โ€˜changeโ€™
or sometimes just โ€˜Middle age spread,โ€™
but when just like you,
I also went through,
this passage that we ladies dread!
I always would have, a fan in my hand,
and I checked that a โ€˜ladiesโ€™ was near.
At meetings Iโ€™d stand
dripping sweat , fan in hand
saying โ€˜sorry I feel a bit queer!โ€™
Iโ€™d stand straight and tall
pressed against a cold wall,
until the heat flashย  had defused..
Then confusion would reign
and Iโ€™d sweat all again
โ€˜Menopauseโ€™ it just gives me the blues!!!
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StevieC

This is just hilarious Lodi! I love the way you can swing from heartbreak to belly busting in your works- love this andย  it will raise a lot of smiles- thank you for sharing this with us!ย 

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lodigiana

As always thanks so much StevieC... always happy to raise a smile xx
Lodigiana

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Tony Taylor

Somehow I can't find in myself to say this is comedy..... to me it's straight up poetic wisdom...... I think EVERYONE who reads this will be able to relate.....which to my mind..... makes it brilliant!!....... fantastic truth!!..... PINNED for worthiness and maximum glide!!...,.T xo โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ?

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lodigiana

Hi Tony, love your comments and thank you for them and hope it sheds a little light on something that half the world may one day experience...This happened to me so often when chairing a meeting that ย my colleagues used to say I was ย โ€˜ wallingโ€™ a meeting as most of the time I would be plastered against the nearest available cool wall..Although not necessarily comedic I did find it helped to ย try to deal with thingsย in a lighthearted way.Thank you again dear friend! Xx
Lodigiana

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lodigiana

Always happy to put a smile on peoples faces! thanks so much for readingย  hun! appreciate it xx
Lodigiana

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sparrowsong

Hello Lodigiana...

If given a choice I would have been a Dolphin...

Funny pic!

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hang in there my friend!

The symptoms only last about 10 Years...

Best wishes and blessings!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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lodigiana

Thanks so much hun...I love the idea of being a dolphin! ย Always love getting your comments,thoughts and ย encouragement! ย Thank you so much xxx
Lodigiana

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lodigiana

Thanks so much Keith..sometimes someย  awkward subjects are best handled with a wry smile- really appreciate you reading and commenting! xx
Lodigiana

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lodigiana

Thanks so much Greg, love your comment! Lol xx
Lodigiana

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