The daftest dream ever 🤣

As I was perched precariously on the edge of a running river bank talking to an Eel

It was coiled up into a corkscrew spiralling around like a spinning wheel

And inside my ridiculous revery this scary scene was no big deal..

We chattered for what seemed like ages and I made this long skinny Eel smile

Heavens above he must have thought I was hilarious coz he was laughing for a while

Huh so everything went swimmingly and I sat upon a wooden stile

Until the two of us was absolutely petrified when we both espied a Crocodile..

Of course our conversation ended rather abruptly as my Eel slithered away

And as I watched him rushing unravelling and unwinding I swear I heard him say