THE DIPPY CHOOK

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo
No eggs get laid by this strange dippy chook too
His feathers aren't white but actually bright blue 

Then one day the poor farmer had a bright idea 
Gave this dippy chook some whisky and beer 
In just one day the clucking returned so clear 
The poor farmer now had nothing to fear 

Two weeks later though further disaster struck 
This dippy chook decided he would no longer cluck
The poor farmer cursed his misfortune and bad luck
So joined his pigs rolling around in dirt and muck