The Conspiracy

The Drone Captured 
a Picture
of Farmer Bill
giving an unauthorized
piece of fruit
to a child

( Narrator whispering )

i don't think

it was even organic

Rumor has it
his wife
is a former educator 
that has pre- progressive curriculum 

Informant Jim
Reports that
a group of characters
were seen by
candlelight
in the barn 
last Thursday night
a meeting of some sorts

Bible verses were heard
though not seen
unregistered rifles
must be presumed
maybe even a 22
(Narrator speaks in forcible tone)

BRING THE BLACK CAR
AROUND
IT'S TIME FOR A
PICK UP!!!!!!!