The Evil Al Capone

He was one of the worst people that America has ever known.
He was a gangster and bootlegger and his name was Al Capone.
Capone was born in 1899 and he died in 1947.
You are a fool if you believe that he's in Heaven.
He killed thirty-three people, he truly was a disgrace.
When he died in 1947, America became a better place.
Before the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, he was thought of as a modern-day Robin Hood.
The public finally saw how bad he was and turned against him, and that was good.
It was unjust because a murderer only had to go to jail for tax evasion.
But when that evil man died, it was a wonderful day for the entire nation.

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