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THE FORGOTTEN TOWEL

THE FORGOTTEN TOWEL

 
Here is a amusing little tale of Frankie Powell
Who went swimming one day and forgot his towel
His body obviously was very slippery and wet 
His clothes were dry I am willing to bet
 
Poor Frankie was angry with himself cursed under his breath
He put on his clothes while freezing to death
Outside the weather fortunately was nice and dry
Frankie rushed back home with a heavy sigh
 
So the moral of this story is never forget your towel 
Otherwise you will finish up wet just like Frankie Powell

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Larry Ran

Dear Kieran,

Your very amusing work has inspired me to write one about an incident with a towel, involving my wife and me.  I will be posting it tomorrow.
Thank you for this charming anecdote.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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KIERAN1369

Hi Larry 

Many thanks for your lovely comment 

I look forward to reading your towel escapades soon !

Peace and joy to you and Mrs Larry
Kieran 

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