The Good Old Loose Connection

Suddenly nothing is working, disaster is lurking,
there's no guarantee, even the news is breaking,
I slap the clock and it suddenly comes to life,
I would not be so disrespectful with my wife.

Lights disappear when they always used to be there,
the car is chugging but sometimes I no longer care,
key in the front door decides to give a revolution,
going after the hammer was an immediate solution.

Grinder, blender is going on a bender, return to sender,
all these gadgets must have a hidden agenda;
the hygenist's polisher is ok, until it slipped, what a fright,
she shouldn't have been working because drunk last night.

We're making love, God - she's fallen asleep, I'm deluded,
I should remember that batteries were not included.