The Good The Brave And The Ugly

Get me out of here John, the worms are eating me,
stop complaining, you've still got your mobile mon ami,
who do I phone - there's no one who will believe me,
phone me, give you the news, latest gossip mystery.

Oh fine, just pretend that everything is hunky dory,
well, just imagine that I told everyone your story,
yeah, why don't you say what happened since I got laid,
I don't think so - they'll all come running with a spade.

Okay, keep your mouth shut, I'm on the other side,
it's strange, they all slagged you off since you died,
bastards, get me out of here, I'll scare them so bad,
no point, they all know, best friend they ever really had.

I really miss the times that we played games of cards,
that reminds me, Two Fingers sends you his best regards.