The Impeachment Of Trump

Hey you freaking asshole, now you’ve gone too far;

Accusing our President of complicity; who the hell do you think you are?

You pompous “Mother F’er”, this is where it ends;

If I was our Dear President, the FBI I’d send!

For what you’ve said is punishable, I’d throw your ass in chains;

And I’m sure lots of Republicans, would say their party gains!

I’d toss you in a dungeon, and tell your lawyers “F” yourselves;

I’d keep you there for many months, and make your life a hell!

To think you could be President; makes my stomach want to purge;

I’ll pray for your resignation, and your final songs of dirge!

I don’t know what this country’s come to, when an asshole such as you;

Can be a candidate for President, when all he says is so untrue!

You say you’ll make us great again, when we already are!

Then you blaspheme about our President, who’s been our “guiding star”!

You need to crawl back to your skyscraped hole, and leave the Government alone;

Then spend your days in expiation, and your sins, pray God atone!