THE INTERNET CAN'T DO THIS

What once was isn't now  
The internet does it all somehow  
Tells you the best places where to eat 
Gives you directions to that busy street 

The latest scores are just a click away 
Will tell you if an umbrella is needed today
Buy a new pair of shoes there if you like  
Alternatively you can bid for a brand new bike  

Contact your buddy you don't have to ring 
The internet my friend does everything 
However I have found something it doesn't do 
For that is eating or going to the loo