Poem - 08 June 2017, 05:08

THE JOKES FOR TODAY

Cherie ever here the butten joke, Cherie no I haven't, When I was kid we were so poor we couldn't afford butten to sow on are shirt so we went next door thay sow it on for us (DRUM BEAT) Cherie oh greg that's bad, HAY Sparrowsong knock knock, Sparrwsong Who there Greg boo, Sparrowsong boo who, Greg you don't have to cry over it (DRUM BEAT) Sparrwsong oh greg that bad,Hay Larry, Yes greg you ever here the joke THE DONKEY AND THE PRIEST Larry no I haven't,OK I will tell you later you will get kick out it!!!! (DRUM BEAT)

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Rose Sho08 June 2017, 05:50

You made me laugh Greg....Nice!!

Greg Etsell08 June 2017, 17:02

thank you Rose

Greg Etsell08 June 2017, 08:24

There wasn't anything in my coffee and no I haven't been drinking just thought I just tell tell joke

Larry Ran10 June 2017, 10:14

Dear Greg,

I hear the drumbeats pounding, for you have brought smiles today to Cosmo. Your first joke, pushed all the buttons on our funny bones. Your second, the knock knock joke, was so funny, it brought tears to all our eyes. As for your third, directed at me, about "THE DONKEY AND THE PRIEST", it has challenged me. So I will tell "you" later, what I've come up with, but I can assure you, it will be a "kick ass" punchline.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx