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The List

The List

1. Patience

2. Manners

3. Morals

4. Character

5. Class

6. Common Sense

7. Love

8. Empathy

9. Respect for fellow workers

10. Lack of profanity

This is a list of things that will prevent you from being promoted to a Supervisor position.

I know,....it's Cyinical,......Sad,......But also true.Β 

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Tony Taylor

Hey QUIXOTIC!!..... this is amazing.......and the reason I say that is because it's SO TRUE that I can't believe I've never heard it before...... it's so hidden "right in plain sight"...... it REALLY belongs on a T-shirt or something....... and although I'm sure it's not ALWAYS the case....... sadly, it IS indeed subject matter that deserves someΒ light shed upon it!!...... and you did a STELLAR job here,........PINNED this one........VERY memorable my friend....... LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo

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Quixotic Tin Hat

Thank you Tony.
It was inspired from "A list of things that money can't buy"

And the first thing that pop in my cynical, sarcastic and twisted mind, Was this special spin on the list.

So many times in break rooms I would read those, "give more take less" propagandaΒ motivationalΒ Β sayings and would roll my eyes.Β 

It is true and sad that "The road to success" Has absolutely nothing to do with being a decent Humanitarian.

I am flattered that you would share this point of view.

sincerely, your fan. xo

Quixotic.Β 

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Quixotic Tin Hat

Β Only so much number 1Β a person can have before letting lose with profanitys.

:)

Quixotic.

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