The locked wicket gate ?

What a beautiful morning for my usual early roam
It takes me along Mother nature’s riverside and just down the road from home

So off I trot and Oooh to spot the wildlife I cannot wait
But what’s this I find “A mahoovise padlock on the wicket gate!!!”

Well of course not very lady like I climb over the gate top and to the clever bugger that put this padlock on, I am 61, do you want me to drop?
Rambling the riverside I am on my phone coz well I am not a happy bunny unlike a dog with a bone
After speaking to the owner’s son he kindly rings me back probably he could hear my anxiety about blocking off my permissive track

The moral off this rant is I haven’t got dogs ! and it’s coz of advice from the local council after the disrespect from the logs !!
Mind you the lad on the phone call was nice and polite and when I said “ Well I am sorry but I will be legging over that locked wicket gate and It won’t be a pretty sight???