The Luxury Apartment

Max and Alan decided to take an apartment,
no cleaning turned out to be an argument,
however, there were magic rooms they could go to,
no debates, they could do whatever they wanted to do.

Meals would mysteriously appear, washing done,
no maids around, even sex in supply and then some,
although someone dropped an ashtray on to a sofa,
it was a shame when many things had gone too far.

Medical care was a miracle when ET touched the spot,
pain disappeared or diminished whatever they'd got;
they had a seance - Max asked if anyone was there,
God said that they really should be paying for healthcare. 

Further, they were given a message to increase the rent,
it transpired that all these privileges had been heaven sent.