THE MAN IN THE MOON

THE MAN IN THE MOON...

Is he effected by the lunar phase,
does it make him start off in a craze.
What does he think too the fullest moon,
does he bare his arse and send us one too.
Wonder what he snacks on during the day,
a mars bar or just a milky way.
What does he drink when alone  he wakes,
does he cook or even bake cakes.
 Does he get lonely by his solitary confinement,
or does he just relish the peace and quiet.

Wonder how he walks on the surface at night,
Or does he just ride around on his bike.
Is he effected by gravitational pull,
is his glass half empty or always full.
What does he look like does he even care,
can't think there's any mirrors way up there.
Can he bungee jump from the moons crust,
does he have to do house work mop and dust.
Does his house have bricks or look simular to ours,
does he have a fine view of the earth and the stars.

Wonder what he thinks of man on earth,
so many of us birth after birth.
Maybe the seas are our greatest feature,
can he gaze upon every living creature.
Does he wave to us from up in the sky,
or does he just let it pass him by.
What games does he play can he play chess,
or just soliatire I'd suppose with a guess.
What is his name is he in touch with god,
or is he just atheist or an arrogant sod.
Does he have a short ladder to visit heaven,
does he go to bed by half past seven.

Does he drive a car or fly by rocket,
does he wear jeans with change in his pocket.
Does he gather food from alien shops,
or does he just sow seeds and grow the lot.
What about day light savings time up there,
does he own a clock or watch or even care.
Wonder does he recieve any letters via  post,
does he eat tomato sauce with his cheese on toast.

Does he pass the time with a colour tv,
or receive radio on every frequency.
Does he sniff moon dust, smoke or just quit.
is he forever young, or getting on a bit.
Is his job to rake creators, the tracks from moon landings,
or just a decorator that despises sanding.
Does he have any views on world wars, famine or pollution,
does he think politics are a wasted solution.

does he have views on the queen and royalty,
would he stick his fingers up, or bow on one knee.
Does he wish to marry, for a wife to bare children.
or crave an argument to voice his opinion.
So many questions to the man in the moon,
The day lights fading fast, so I guess I'll see you soon.