THE MAN WITH THE UNUSUAL NAME

 
I once knew a man who had a very unusual name
His was a beauty and put others to shame 
Not sure what his parents were thinking 
Maybe thought of when they went out drinking 

The man with the unusual name was difficult to say
If only it was shorter then it would be okay 
When written down it looked longer than ever
How he wishes he was born Bob or Trevor 

So this man with the unusual name got through life
His problems started when he found a wife
The wedding day proved to be a total disaster 
For his wife found his name difficult to master

If you see this man with the unusual name say hello 
Practice his name and by all means give it a go
However I know for sure and can guarantee 
You will struggle with his name just like me