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The Midnight 'Bride'

The Midnight 'Bride'

Official  now, we hear, at last
Prince Harry has been taken,
By Megan  fair, we know will care
and be our Royal maiden.
How wonderful, a union- a friendship filled with joy,
but what no one suspects  thus far
-this is  our long game ploy!
For fairly soon, as with these things 
a royal babe will come-
not just a Brit-  but now a bit
American - what fun!                                         
So in some years, when that child grows
perhaps he’ll be in congress?
And that is when our plan unfolds
to right a mighty wrongness!
No more will Paul Revere ride on that Midnight ride,
because when Harry takes himself a pretty Yankee bride,
our plan will be, that the baby,
becomes the mighty POTUS!
No one will  see this marriage we
have put together  bogus!
And when in office we will know
at last we have the way,
to claim back our old colony- the good old USA

Only joking guys -Honest!!! at last we really will be transatlantic cousin ♥
 
 
 

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StevieC

This had me rolling  with laughter!! you are such a saucy girl and i know it is all in good part! always current Lodigiana! great stuff xx

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lodigiana

Thank you Steviec, typical Brit humour.. mostly self deprecating but often  a bit ridiculous! love to have a laugh and hope it entertains others! Thanks for your comment- really appreciated xx

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lodigiana

Thank you so much Linda! Xxxx
Lodigiana

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