The Monster Of Monsey

In Monsey New York last Saturday, around ten p.m. at night;
A monster came to visit, a machete held so tight!
His mission was to kill Jews, celebrating their Hanukkah holiday;
He targeted holy Hasidics, that by a Menorah all did pray!
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He injured five innocent people, screaming “I’ll get you”, during his attack;
But many others picked up furniture, and so bravely all fought back!
He fled, and tried to enter the Synagogue, but the doors had all been barred;
The Monster knew he’d been outsmarted, and drove off in his licensed car!
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It took not long for the police to find him, hiding in his Harlem tenement;
For the number had been written down, so quickly, the cops were sent!
When they arrested him, he was covered, in blood from head to toe;
His auto was drenched in cleaner, a flimsy attempt to make evidence go!
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On Sunday, at his arraignment, he had the nerve, to plead “not guilty”;
If only this writer could have his way, we’d practice “The Code of Hammurabi”!
“An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth”, I’d turn him over to the Hasidics;
And give them all machetes, to slay him with their licks!
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Monster of Monsey
If I could decide your fate
Swiftly would you die