Poem -

THE MOOSE ARE LOOSE

I know a zookeeper whose name is Fred 
Has a responsibility that the animals are fed
All the animals politely line up and wait 
No doubt thinking Fred to be awesome and great

Then one day Fred was in for a nasty shock 
The moose inside their cage had broken the lock
"Oh no the moose are loose" Fred shouted and cried
Where are the moose they are no longer inside

Fred was relieved when the moose were found 
They had joined the giraffes without making a sound 
From this day on Fred feeds the animals with extra care
He doesn't like it when they disappear and are not there

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lodigiana

This gave me a lovely smile whilst reading it!  Nicely put together Kieran as always an enjoyable read! 

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