The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

I see you scary spider and I know that you see me dangling down from my doorframe so visibly
I wonder if you were not black would you frighten me as much but those spindly, hairy legs of yours are repulsive as such
So isn’t it a shame that your entire body is black just imagine if you had pink, shiney spots and yellow stripes on your back
Now wouldn’t that be a different scenario ?
I would be welcoming you and not saying “Cherio”
Alas scary spider this is not meant to be as I watch you weaving webs with agility
Mind you I am in awe at your acrobatic skills, your capabilities of climbing gives me horrifying chills
“Bravo” brave spider and “Congratulations” you are too high up for me to cause your oblitherations
The ‘Not-so-scary’ spider could be cuddly and cute wearing eight different funny socks upon each tiny foot
He would just look like a little fluffy ball so not a soul on this earth would fear him at all
Infact we could keep him as a house pet and feed him flies everyday and our little ones would love him and together they’d play
Oh if only our spiders weren’t black and hairy causing me ‘Arachnophobia’ and making me wary

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Comments
not to long ago i had
spider jump out of
the toilet that realy
suprise me now i worry
there could be more
that could get in there
Yikes I wouldn’t like thatun sounds like my worst nightmare ??❤️?❤️
Ohhh...I'm so glad there was a good ending here Jill, id have been sooo annoyed if he'd got killed. Send all further spiders to me along with any snow you don't want ???????
Awwww nooooo I will then bloody hatem ??❤️?❤️
Awww but wouldn’t they be better if pink, yellow, spotty, stripey & above all else.... cuddly!!! ?❤️?❤️