Poem -

That Old Goomba

Uncle Leo Tocco

That Old Goomba

     That old goomba made me cry today
He never ever had nothing to  say
but today  today, he did
That old bastard looked me in the eye
all i saw was a tear run and dry
and he said, son remember, your just a kid...

2021

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