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THE OLD SAGGY TITS

THE OLD SAGGY TITS

I’m an old pair of saggy tits.
Once I was voluptuous
but now I look like total shit.
I’m as wrinkled as an old baseball mitt and touch the knees of my host when she goes and takes a slimy power-shit.
There are coarse hairs sprouting from my massive areolas that smell like bellybutton grit.
I’m a pair of saggy tits.

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