Poem -

THE OLD SAGGY TITS

THE OLD SAGGY TITS

I’m an old pair of saggy tits.
Once I was voluptuous
but now I look like total shit.
I’m as wrinkled as an old baseball mitt and touch the knees of my host when she goes and takes a slimy power-shit.
There are coarse hairs sprouting from my massive areolas that smell like bellybutton grit.
I’m a pair of saggy tits.

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

CANDY'S WEDDING

CANDY'S WEDDING

When I get married I want it to be with a big pile of candy.
Randy I’d be if the rings were sour-...

Poem -

SCHIZOPHRENIA

SCHIZOPHRENIA

SCHIZOPHRENIA
I’m from Atlantis.
My actions are frantic
but intellect’s gigantic....

Poem -

MISSISSIPPI TRADE

MISSISSIPPI TRADE

I am a powerful catalyst
that fuels your raging fire.
I would try to stop myself but it ain’t...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

A WOMAN ♀️

A WOMAN ♀️

I loved you you despised me
I protected you you abandoned me
We drunk red wine together...

Poem -

YOU TOO

YOU TOO

INTO YHE MOODS DANCING TO EVERY PLEASURE GIVEN
EVEN LIES SHOWED UP WALKING BY TO A PATH ONCE LIVED...

Poem -

A New Art?

Lazy is an art form
I am just not sure what category.
It is a new version of behavioral art...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com