The Perks of Being a Woman

Being a woman is sucking in your stomach when someone is trying to be intimate with you because a real woman wouldn’t love eating more than she loves being skinny.
Being a woman is being taught to bite your tongue when an older man gets a little too close to whisper in your ear how much better he thinks you would look naked
Being a woman means never walking in a parking garage alone because it is better for society to teach women how to defend themselves than to teach men not to assault women.
Being a woman is being criticized for the way you dress because the body parts made to feed your children are made sexualized to fit to society’s new standards of only living to fuck, cook, and clean.
Being a woman is receiving hate for the hard work you put forth because you stand up for yourself and your rights. A troll on the internet apparently knows more than you ever will because he does not believe in women succeeding.
 Being a woman is sympathy when you choose to work a “man’s job”
Being a woman is having sex even though you really don’t want to because you’re afraid of saying no.
Being a woman and not wanting babies is a mindset that every one else claims will change because at some point society manages to get even you to cave and just have the baby.
Being a woman is being clean shaven because only men can remain in their natural form.
Being a woman is harassment for birth control although you really only needed it for cramps.
Being a woman is putting other women down because society wants you to.