THE REAL BUG'S LIFE

Believe me my friend it's not easy being a bug 
Trying to hide when a garden is being dug 
The fears and terror whenever I see a spade 
Time to beat a retreat as the garden is laid 

I'm sure that the gardener thinks nothing of me
Small on the eye and almost difficult to see
Against a gardener I don't stand a chance 
A bug's life certainly ain't a song and a dance 

Sure I have bugs near me who are close around 
This garden is our home the soil is our ground 
So dear gardener please treat me with respect 
I cause you no harm and certainly no ill effect