The slow Snail 🥲

Round and around a garden, the Puppy chased his tail

Trying with all his might to catch it, but alas to no avail

When all of a sudden he got sidetracked, by a stationary slow snail

Who was so scared stiff of this crazy canine, with the wind beneath his sail

The sluggish snail had stopped sleepily in his trudging tracks 

Dangerously ducking and diving, avoiding four furry ferocious angry attacks

The poor soul knew he could never survive, one of those stomping smacks

So he stood as still as a statue, sinking into the cobbled stone cracks

Now the trouble was with that, this playful Puppy thought it was a nice round stone

This thing was completely lifeless, without a moan or a groan

And this Doggies mistress was sitting just lazily, fiddling on her mobile phone

So her pet picked it up in amongst his slobbery slaver, and dropped it at his bosses boots, ready to be thrown…

“OH MY GIDDIANT!!” shouted the startled Snail in a spiralled state

As he spun around like a spinning wheel, not feeling that great

And he landed with a thump from the bump on the garden gate

Of course this same scenario seemed to last a lifetime, leaving the  Snail sickly and sedated, never knowing his fate…