The sozzled sailor 🤣

What can we do with the drunken sailor? lock him in a cell like a lifelong jailer..or send him to a rehab until he is a teatotaler early in the morning..
And Oh dear his captain is a’calling as this sozzled sailor is a’stumbling and a’falling, coz his shipmates are a’pulling on a rope and a’hauling as this day is dawning..but this silly sailor is intoxicated, drunk as a skunk inebriated..Now he’s lying on the gangway exterminated stretching and a’yawning..
The crew of the Crimson stands to attention, as Sam the sailorboy is dished out detention..and the Captain is crucifying too many crosses to mention, this was his final warning..So it’s Oh dear Sam is suspended, there is nothing he can do to be extended..alcoholism was his downfall when he reoffended early on that morning...

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really great
song i sang
long lol
Teehee glad I gave u a little sing-a-long lol 🤣❤️💙❤️
Ah Jill...i.love the sing song tone of a very real problem. If you were a candidate I would vote you PM...your up beat optimistic personality would sort this sorry world out...fab my friend 💕
Teehee well haha some bugger needs to 🤣🤣❤️💕❤️