THE UNDERCOVER COP

This little tale is of Gerry Mahoney 
Who was in fact an imposter and a phoney 
Gerry was not actually a man but actually Geraldine O'Shea
You see Gerry was an undercover cop and she had to be this way 

Geraldine was asked to spy on Patrick Doonican 
A rebellious young man considered a hooligan 
Notes were taken and relayed to HQ
Poor Patrick didn't know he hadn't a clue 

There was no doubt Geraldine was good at the job 
She filed her report and passed it to Chief Inspector Robb 
And what of Patrick the rebellious young lad 
His hooligan days would soon be over which can't be bad