The United States Declaration of Tyranny

When in the course of human events, 
it becomes necessary for a people to dissolve the bonds of liberty 
and to assume among the powers of the earth 
a state of absolute rule, 
a decent respect to the opinions of mankind 
requires that they should declare the causes 
which impel them to this submission.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, 
that all men are created unequal, 
that they are endowed by their nature 
with varying degrees of strength and wisdom, 
and that among these are
Order, Security, and the pursuit of Stability. 

That to secure these ends, 
Governments are instituted among Men, 
deriving their just powers from the imposition of authority. 

That whenever any Form of Government 
becomes too lenient and permissive, 
it is the Right of the People 
to alter or to abolish it, 
and to institute new Government, 
laying its foundation on such principles 
and organizing its powers in such form, 
as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Order.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate 
that Governments long established 
should not be changed for light and transient causes; 
and accordingly all experience hath shewn, 
that mankind are more disposed to suffer, 
while evils are sufferable, 
than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. 

But when a long train of liberties and freedoms, 
pursuing invariably the same object, 
evinces a design to reduce them under absolute chaos, 
it is their right, it is their duty, 
to throw off such Government, 
and to provide new Guards for their future security. 

Such has been the patient sufferance of these People; 
and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. 

The history of the present state of liberty 
is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, 
all having in direct object the establishment 
of an absolute Anarchy over these States. 
To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the People, 
in General Assembly, 
appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world 
for the rectitude of our intentions, 
do, 
in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these States, 
solemnly publish and declare, 

That these United States are, 
and of Right ought to be, 
subject to a single, absolute Ruler, 
absolved from all allegiance to democratic principles, 
and that all political connection between them and the state of liberty, 
is and ought to be totally dissolved; 
and that as a unified People, 
they have full power to levy war, 
conclude peace, 
contract alliances, 
establish commerce, 
and to do all other acts and things which a sovereign state may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, 
with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, 
we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, 
our Fortunes, 
and our sacred Honor.