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The unwelcome visitor

The unwelcome visitor

A shady being strolled in one night desperate for a mouthful to eat

He wasn't the type to sit on a seat

Or to use fork and spoon

He was the type who belonged in a cartoon

Some would suggest welcoming guests 

But not at my behest

In fact you wouldn't believe where he sat 

In the kitchen hole near the latch

How unwelcome was the RAT

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