The Violater

She was 20 minutes late
to her initial Probation Appointment
She was not wearing a bra
and winked at me
while I was 
reading
the terms
of her probation

When I had finished
She proceeded to 
tell me the sad 
story of her circumstances
and that she had never
been in trouble before
but was told by her
cellmate, that I was
a great officer
to have 
as a probation officer.

I informed the 
offender
that House Arrest probation 
was not easy to
complete
and as of now
I did not believe 
she was going 
to make it.

The Offender
Stated " Why would you 
say that?"
I replied 
" For the simple 
reasons:
you don't know how to be on time
you don't know how to 
dress
your wink 
was inappropriate
and your rap sheet 
shows you been 
in trouble
plenty of times,
which means your 
a liar..
Liars get violated
under my supervision.
Have a Nice Day...........