Poem -

The Worm Turns

The Worm Turns

After years
of being eaten
by the early birds
the fed up worms
decided to sleep in

The birds were so perturbed
by this change to the norm
but they did not want
to deal with the hassle
of adaption anymore
so they became 
full time lazy ass vegetarians

Now that their natural predators
have changed their life style
the crawler population has exploded
with holes now everywhere
which created whole new problems 
 

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