THERE`S AN ELEPHANT IN THE GARDEN
" Mum, come quick!
There`s an Elephant in the garden shed!!
Mum look it can`t get out "
" This hangover must be really messing my head about! "
" No mum look! it`s really very stuck "
" WILL YOU PLEASE NOT SHOUT!
I`m not feeling well today!
Oh gosh what did you just say?
Did you say an Elephant my dear? "
" Yes mum! look he`s over here!
He`s ever so big and round "
" NO...don`t go near his bottom dear!!
Elephants can be rather smelly I`ve found!!
Darling stay behind me and don`t make a sound "
" Look mum he`s smashing up the shed!
Because he`s wriggling so much!!
Now he`s eating the new potatoes and all the mulch "
" We must phone for some help
We need the R.S.P.C.A !
Yes sir you heard me very well!!
Now he`s eating all the fruit trees!!!
Send someone quickly before he wrecks the house as well !! "
G xx
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Wow gorginia this is halerious and funny however if I find a elephant Ima get makeup n making an circus cause I hear they make good money lol anyhow great write I love this it's great and made me smileĀ
thank you for sharing :DĀ
-Giving up doesnt always mean ur weak. sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
~ a smart man
Hi Dameon,
Thank you for the compliment of reading my work and for taking the time to comment on it. You`ve made my day honey, I love it when I manage to make someone smile, it`s a lovely compliment because I`m completely crazy!!
G xx
only the best of people are :D
Hi my sweet Dameon
I`m so glad I had you laughing sweety because that was my aim and it`s a great compliment for me when it works, you`ve made my day sweety. Elephants are beautiful animals and so family orientated and loving to each other. They`re my favourite animals. I have loads of Elephant ornaments because everyone in the family knows that if they get one for me as a gift they know it makes me so happy. Thank you for your advice about putting the pictures on, I`ve finally figured out how to do it. This star trekky stuff has my brain boggled at times because I`m such an air head with technology, I only learned how to use a computer in 2013 when my son Christopher bought me a laptop for Mothers Day, and that`s when I started to try to write a poem, my very first poem is called STILL in honour of my eldest son Andrew whom we lost to cancer aged 31 on the 4th of May 2009, I didn`t even know I could write poems! I certainly didn`t think people would like them. So thank you sweety.
Big hugs and love to you
G xx