THERE`S AN ELEPHANT IN THE GARDEN!!

" Mum, quick!!

There`s an elephant in the garden shed !!

Mum look, he can`t get out!! "

This hangover really is messing my head about!

" No mum, look!!  he`s really very stuck! "

" WILL YOU PLEASE NOT SHOUT!

I`m not feeling well today!

Oh gosh!! what did you just say?!

Did you say an elephant!! my dear? "

" Yes mum, look he`s over here!!

He`s ever so big and round!! "

" No!! don`t go near his bottom dear!!

Elephants can be rather smelly! I`ve found!

Darling stay behind me!! and don`t make a sound!! "

" LOOK!! he`s smashing up the shed!

Because he`s wriggling so much!

Now he`s eating the new potatoes and all the mulch!!

We must phone for some help!!

We need the R.S.P.C.A!! "

" I`ll bet they won`t believe what I am about to say!!

YES! you heard me very well !!

An elephant is in the garden!!

Now he`s eating all the fruit trees !!

Send someone quickly

Before he wrecks the house as well !!! "